the mayor wears a hat 50 feet high /
it can see into the future to predict /
population explosions and market crashes /
infant baby rashes and confidence erosions /
the hat sleeps on a flat bed truck /
recharging neighbourhood batteries with mild nightmares /
and upgrading cafeteria menus for more efficient neuron firing /
the citizen’s petitioned for the hat to have a designated birthday /
but the north pole had something to say /
and flipped the planet upside down /
no one should measure pride by a hat
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